Interestingly, most of these words are new to me, and presumably to her, but they're old words. Perhaps these times aren't new but old, and we'll survive them like folks before have done.
Pace yourself. There are a lot of them. I recommend one a day, sort of like that multivitamin for women. In case you just can't stop yourself, I'll give you the next 14 of the list in a couple of weeks. (To date, there are 449 of them!)
WHEN WORDS FAIL US TO DESCRIBE TRUMPWORLD, WE NEED NEW WORDS.
The Mouldwarp’s Strammers
n. a stupid, worthless, or good-for-nothing person; a senseless person; a dolt ...1928 Amer. dial.
often used as a symbol for Richard III.
Middle English: probably from Middle Low German moldewerp, from the Germanic bases of mould and warp; compare with Dutch muldvarp.
n. a big lie, a falsehood ...1746 Eng. dial.
vb. to lie outrageously ...1790 Eng. dial.
In the midst of his Confloption, he becomes ever more Gumple-Foisted
n. a great flurry, confusion, panic, fluster ...19C Sc. & N. Eng. dial.
adj. in a bad humour, out of temper; ill-humoured ...1824 Sc.
a sullen, sulky or ill-tempered person ...1837 Eng. dial.
from purt (vb.) to sulk, to pout (dialect)
adj. shameful, disgraceful; infamous ...a900
Old English sceandfull, from Old English sceand shond (n. shame, disgrace) + -ful
A dishonest or unprincipled man, one following evil courses; a bad, wicked, or disreputable fellow; a villainous man; a rascal, a scoundrel, a rogue, ruffian or miscreant...1843
Anglo-Indian Persian and Urdū, from Persian bad evil + Arabian ma'āsh means of livelihood
n. a big, stupid person of an evil disposition ...B1900 cot.
from hum (n. a piece of humbug, an imposition) + dudgeon (n. a feeling of anger, resentment, offense)
n. a terrible or repulsive person ...1842
First the Ninny-Watch. Then we need to Skrim
n. a disturbance, a state of confusion, excitement or a longing expectation or desire; a vain hope; a quandary ...1746 Eng. dial.
vb. to get into a state of confusion or excitement ...1866 Eng. dial.
vb. to bustle about; to work with energy and success; to conduct a vigorous search for anything ...Bk1904 Sc.
to skirmish; to dart ...1375 Sc.
to strike; to beat vigorously ...1889 Sc.
adj. resting in hope or expectation; hoped for, hopeful, expected ...1629
resting in hope or expectation; hoped for, hopeful, expected ...1629 obs.
from Latin speratus hoped for, expected, pa. pple. of sperare to hope
adj. relating to or celebrating victory ...1774Speratory
from epinicion (from Greek. ἐπινίκιον song of victory, neut. of ἐπινίκιος (adj.),
from ἐπί upon + νίκη victory) + -al
v. to set nought by; to disesteem; to have a low opinion of;
to consider worthless ...1656 obs.
from Latin nauci facere, from naucum a trifling thing
Together we can catamidiate this spewsome bladderscat
vb. to imbue with steadfast courage; to inspire with greatness of mind; to render high-souled; to cheer, to inspirit ...1640
from Latin magnanimus (from magnus great + animus soul: corresponding in formation to Greek µεγαλόψυχος, and in scholastic Latin used as its translation) + -ate
vb. to put one to open shame and punishment for some notorious offense; to scorn, to defame ...1656
from Greek καταµειδιάειν (katameidiaein) to despise
adj. dreadful, awful ...1996 Aust. sl.
n. a deceiving person; one you cannot trust ...1969 Amer. dial.
The Imputable Cheesedick
adj. open to accusation or censure; blameworthy, reprehensible, culpable ...1660
CHEESEDICK / CHEESEDIX
n. a disgusting or contemptible fellow; a stupid person ...1986 US sl.
See also CHEESEHEAD n. a fool; a stupid person ...1919 Amer. dial.
n. a source or object of dread or terror, especially of needless dread; a bugbear ...1548
vb. to inspire with groundless fear ...1644
Origin Mid 16th century; earliest use found in William Patten (d. ?1598), author. From classical Latin terriculāmentum object of terror, bugbear (2nd cent. a.d. in Apuleius) from terriculum (also terricula) something that excites terror (from terrēre to frighten + -culum (or -cula)) + -mentum.
The Fascious Bangster continues to Bespatter
adj. troublesome, annoying, vexatious; difficult to please, particular; unfortunate, shameful ...1725 Sc.
n. a rough, violent fellow; a bully, a braggart, a blustering fellow; a ruffian; a thug ...c1570 obs. exc. Sc.
vb. 1. to asperse with abuse, flame, flattery, praise, etc., to hold in contempt ...1644
vb. 2. to cover with abuse; to vilify or slander, to calumniate ...1653
n. abuse ...1870
vb. to abominate; to feel extreme disgust and hatred towards; to abhor, to loathe ...1683
Attested from the early 16th century until the early 18th century.]
n. an ill-tempered, troublesome person; a tyrant ...1856 Eng. dial.
to stir up, to provoke, to irritate, to incite ...1620
from ppl. stem of Latin prōrītāre to provoke, incite, entice